The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as “eggs over-legendary” and perhaps even “eggs over-nightmare”
Btw when someone says “don’t talk to me like that, I don’t know you” the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering
Insane to me that this is actually controversial. I’m silencing notes on this one bc I don’t want to see them anymore
reblog and put in the tags whether or not you give people birthday cards — and if you do, what kind?
store-bought or homemade? do you draw on it or just sign it? do you leave a personal message? do you prefer to gift people funny or sentimental cards? etc
“you’ve got six names and two pronoun sets in your bio, how should people refer to you?” easy. every time you want to talk to or about me you roll 1d6 for name and flip a coin for pronoun set. if you’ve got an INT stat of 15 or lower you also have to roll to see whether you survive my eldritch blast, but that’s mostly unrelated
